Middlemarch with W, K and Me

W said it used to be thirteen
hundred pages.
Me: I want to write a two hundred
page book.
K: You dont like big books?
Me: I can't read them any more.
W: So War and Peace is out.
K: They should have just called it War.
W: And Middlemarch.
Me: All we want is a Couple of Days
in March.